I’m Caroline. I like food. I also like comedy.JUST EAT THE FOODTumblr (3.0; @justeatthefood)http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/Hale & Hearty 2016 This recent presidential election highlighted an intense divide in our nation. It is now more...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/36116866496http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/36116866496Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:52:00 -0500DemocratsGIMME DATNSFWObamaRepublicanshale &amp; heartysoupthe peoples improv theaterthe pit nycupright citizens brigadeyumHale &amp; HeartyCan we be friends? Please and thank you.Done and done :)http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/32029668930http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/32029668930Sat, 22 Sep 2012 00:11:43 -0400buzzfeed: IMPORTANT: The correct way to make a BLT. Or just...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maptm1bPsG1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/31998864081/important-the-correct-way-to-make-a-blt" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>IMPORTANT: The correct way to make a BLT.</p></blockquote> <p>Or just put the raw bacon directly in your mouth</p>http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/31999711417http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/31999711417Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:14:00 -0400Me in the Feminist Bookstore Scene from Portlandia at the...<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VL6V8yvoaF4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Me in the Feminist Bookstore Scene from <em>Portlandia</em> at the Peoples Improv Theater <em>Acting for Sketch Comedy</em> Graduation Show. What’s that you say?? I make a sexy Fred Armisen? Stop it. I’m peeing. </strong></p>http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/31467064416http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/31467064416Thu, 13 Sep 2012 12:59:00 -0400PortlandiaSNLupright citizens brigadethe pit nycJen CurranHarvard Sailing TeamfunnygirllesbianfeministbookstoreFred ArmisenCheck out my cameo in the Dave and Ethan comedy music video...<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Cbz3NR7e23M?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Check out my cameo in the <em>Dave and Ethan</em> comedy music video “Maybe”! <br/></strong></p>http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/31450133980http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/31450133980Thu, 13 Sep 2012 02:00:00 -0400dave and ethanupright citizens brigadethe pit nycfunnygirlblondelaughmusic videospoofBacon God, Give Me Strength This past week I was laid off from my job and broke up with my boyfriend. Needless to say, I am now...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/28311716120http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/28311716120Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:36:00 -0400baconGodCollegeHumorthe pit nycucbbreak upsboyfriendsjobsyumNaming My Fupa: A Journal Entry from May 10th I’ve spent the past three hours rolling around in bed in a mixture of sweat and Indian food. I...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/27412670907http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/27412670907Wed, 18 Jul 2012 11:00:00 -0400collegehumorfatfoodgirlhumorindian foodjusteatthefoodsadthe pit nycvegetarianLunch For One I’ve never been one of those “eat lunch in the park” kind of girls. You know the type with the...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/26861778904http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/26861778904Mon, 09 Jul 2012 18:53:00 -0400CollegeHumorthe pit nycsalmonwet bathing suitsfishyumeating alonesadnessBest thing of the day<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rgvj9R2L1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best thing of the day</p>http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/26851881237http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/26851881237Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:24:47 -0400I’ll take all of you, to-go. Thanks.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6amztO4EZ1rnordqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’ll take all of you, to-go. Thanks.</p>http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/26021805847http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/26021805847Wed, 27 Jun 2012 16:45:00 -0400wineyumalcoholwinoday drinkingSensual Seduction So, I ordered massage oil candles online last week.* (I may or may not have been laying face down...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/26012763228http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/26012763228Wed, 27 Jun 2012 14:22:00 -0400let's talk about sex babyCollegeHumorthe pit nycwomp wompcreepylubeOh Europe…<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a0qnIex91qeqdkco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh Europe…</p>http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/25443713645http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/25443713645Tue, 19 Jun 2012 13:46:53 -0400TruthWhen the waiter brings my food at a restaurant<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m597l1mFkC1qasthro1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>When the waiter brings my food at a restaurant</p>http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/24621826298http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/24621826298Thu, 07 Jun 2012 14:36:31 -0400CollegeHumorthe pit nycfunnyfoodKind of in love with you and your blog, just sayin' you're hilarious.aww! thank you darlin. if you want me to write about anything in particular, let me know :)http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/24458630484http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/24458630484Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:32:37 -0400IT'S TIME Hello old friends! You may have noticed that I haven’t posted for a while. Perhaps you assumed that...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/24458112624http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/24458112624Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:16:00 -0400the peoples improv theaterthe pit nycCollegeHumorjust eat the foodsadfunnyWomen and Yogurt So maybe I’m not eating it right, but in all of my yogurt-consuming experiences I have never: had...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/17251726486http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/17251726486Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:04:00 -0500CollegeHumoryogurtthe peoples improv theaterkristen wiigCommercial Moms vs. Real Moms Here&#8217;s the thing: I&#8217;m biologically female.* But there are a few things I don&#8217;t...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/17243233821http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/17243233821Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:23:00 -0500CollegeHumorjamie lee curtisthe peoples improv theaterthe pit nycyogurtactiviaThursday night, we meet again. JUST EAT THE FOOD<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyshetJ75W1rnordqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Thursday night, we meet again.</p> <p><strong>JUST EAT THE FOOD</strong></p>http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/16943305675http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/16943305675Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:32:00 -0500junior's cheesecakefatsadyumWhite People Love Chicken Editor&#8217;s Note: Since I posted this, multiple people have informed me that it is...http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/16873367264http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/16873367264Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:07:00 -0500chicken and riceCollegeHumorcomedyfunnythe peoples improv theaterthe pit nycweirdfatgirlyumyou inspire me so much i think i am in loveYou just made my day :)http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/16820341031http://justeatthefood.tumblr.com/post/16820341031Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:35:50 -0500